James (disner)

Race #2627

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Official speed 71.30 wpm (59.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 15, 2020 9:54:36pm UTC
Race Finish April 15, 2020 9:55:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 73.67
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.