🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot)

Race #23448

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Official speed 145.57 wpm (38.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 24, 2020 6:47:19pm UTC
Race Finish October 24, 2020 6:47:57pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. thedragonemperor (128.30 wpm)
3. razertypist (105.54 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 218.36
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!