|Official speed||200.41 wpm (19.40 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||February 1, 2019 2:53:02pm UTC|
|Race Finish||February 1, 2019 2:53:22pm UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 4)|
|Text||#3620663 (Length: 324 characters)
When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.