Chris (chairware)

Race #26

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Official speed 146.83 wpm (26.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 19, 2016 1:19:31am UTC
Race Finish May 19, 2016 1:19:58am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
Text #717 (Length: 329 characters)

What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together. After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?