whomsts mans (afterbreakonly)

Race #141

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Official speed 171.42 wpm (26.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2019 11:30:47pm UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2019 11:31:13pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. keegant (147.00 wpm)
3. megaspazz (120.21 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 211.41
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.