johnbutactuallynotjohn (yesbutactuallyno)

Race #7183

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Official speed 86.00 wpm (52.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 6, 2021 5:07:53pm UTC
Race Finish August 6, 2021 5:08:46pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. seankhu (83.04 wpm)
4. rsdourado (68.13 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 106.07
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.