Dal (dalfield)

Race #677

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Official speed 86.90 wpm (51.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 12, 2018 7:36:38pm UTC
Race Finish May 12, 2018 7:37:30pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. doysid (73.24 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 107.18
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.