Suzy (poisonedtree)

Race #649

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Official speed 61.82 wpm (78.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 5, 2019 2:24:14pm UTC
Race Finish February 5, 2019 2:25:32pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. bloodkill (71.78 wpm)
3. vchhabra33 (63.61 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 74.19
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...