paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #39551

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Official speed 115.27 wpm (40.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 5, 2016 12:59:21am UTC
Race Finish May 5, 2016 1:00:01am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. hairyforcekin (109.06 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
Text #198 (Length: 392 characters)

The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.