Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #2901

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Official speed 77.26 wpm (47.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 20, 2020 10:44:15pm UTC
Race Finish August 20, 2020 10:45:03pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. jgupta (116.23 wpm)
2. bloab (108.88 wpm)
3. saebilopicke (104.81 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 73.40
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Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.