supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y)

Race #2136

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Official speed 90.75 wpm (51.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2022 7:38:37am UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2022 7:39:28am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. forest7 (125.61 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 111.93
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?