police (styrofoam)

Race #1857

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Official speed 146.05 wpm (33.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 16, 2021 11:41:07pm UTC
Race Finish January 16, 2021 11:41:40pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 180.12
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.