emyrr (emyrrr)

The moon may be a giant, lifeless rock floating in space, but at least it's not a liar like the rest of us. Seriously, have you ever met anyone who doesn't tell fibs every now and then? But not the moon, oh no. The moon just sits up there, minding its own business, and never once has it tried to deceive us. What a refreshing change! So the next time you're feeling down about the dishonesty of the human race, just look up at the moon and remember that at least there's one thing in the universe that you can trust. Unless, of course, the moon is secretly playing a massive prank on us and is actually a giant, celestial liar. But let's not think about that right now. Let's just enjoy the comforting thought that the moon will never deceive us. Unless it does. But let's not think about that either.