View Pit Stop page for race #1018 by tf2dan — Ghost race
Official speed | 78.71 wpm (53.51 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 29, 2017 3:20:20pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 29, 2017 3:21:14pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |