ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
3550042 |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being us... |
295 |
70 |
1.0400 |
3550043 |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being us... |
141 |
6 |
1.0059 |
3551910 |
Ahhh... See that? That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she... |
93 |
34 |
1.0384 |
3551929 |
This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If ... |
193 |
55 |
0.9870 |
3551930 |
Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our ... |
155 |
61 |
1.0233 |
3551932 |
Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line ... |
421 |
19 |
0.9837 |
3622182 |
Science isn't about "why." It's about "why not." Why is so much of our science d... |
256 |
31 |
0.9552 |
3640484 |
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!... |
434 |
34 |
0.9645 |
3640901 |
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are curr... |
466 |
19 |
0.9522 |
3640902 |
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test e... |
344 |
41 |
1.0156 |
3640903 |
Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights a... |
159 |
51 |
0.9706 |
3640904 |
Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if ... |
225 |
76 |
1.0215 |
3640905 |
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of ad... |
313 |
60 |
0.9884 |
3640906 |
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son... |
220 |
72 |
1.0057 |
3640907 |
The average human male is about sixty percent water. Far as we're concerned, tha... |
276 |
77 |
1.0118 |
3640908 |
For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a... |
223 |
55 |
1.0156 |
3640909 |
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it s... |
349 |
36 |
0.9456 |
3640910 |
All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. ... |
227 |
99 |
1.0001 |
3640911 |
Now, if you're part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip... |
375 |
44 |
1.0150 |
3640912 |
You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which ... |
182 |
90 |
1.0965 |
3640913 |
In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus... |
243 |
89 |
0.9917 |
3640914 |
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, ... |
231 |
62 |
1.0267 |
3640915 |
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Franci... |
143 |
75 |
0.9223 |
3640916 |
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to re... |
174 |
72 |
1.0205 |
3640917 |
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual resp... |
218 |
89 |
1.0616 |
3640918 |
I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't... |
194 |
69 |
1.0253 |
3640919 |
I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done.... |
200 |
108 |
1.0686 |
3640920 |
I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance i... |
205 |
88 |
1.0715 |
3640921 |
I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathema... |
201 |
106 |
1.0653 |
3640922 |
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've hea... |
207 |
96 |
1.0182 |
3640923 |
I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a... |
191 |
86 |
1.0377 |
3640924 |
Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. ... |
255 |
54 |
0.9983 |
3820000 |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few m... |
417 |
41 |
1.0410 |
3940008 |
Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This faci... |
119 |
69 |
0.9310 |
4350246 |
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did tha... |
88 |
39 |
1.0657 |
4580000 |
Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our ... |
117 |
40 |
0.9993 |
4580001 |
Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line ... |
93 |
78 |
1.0521 |
4580003 |
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are curr... |
202 |
65 |
0.9650 |
4580004 |
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test e... |
107 |
31 |
0.9766 |
4580005 |
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it s... |
131 |
42 |
0.9700 |
4580006 |
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few m... |
100 |
30 |
0.9468 |