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In the company I work for, they won't let you say anybody's 'bald.' You have to say 'men with a thinning problem.' 'Bald' is discriminatory language. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged,' and boy, did they get mad!

—from The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, a song by Haruki Murakami

Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 208.36 100% 2023-07-27
2. paradoxical (chaoschild) 192.13 99.6% 2023-10-10
3. realboot (sahibprime) 182.48 99.6% 2023-09-26
4. (quitless) 182.04 98.2% 2024-02-17
5. fallenrelic (NQ) (Maintrack... 172.54 98.6% 2023-12-12
6. unban me (flaneur) 169.48 100% 2023-04-23
7. (fenno4) 161.89 98.6% 2023-09-23
8. rocket (mythicalrocket) 161.00 98% 2023-08-05
9. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 160.86 99% 2023-04-17
10. Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 155.43 99.2% 2023-06-03
11. Xeogran (xeogran) 154.05 99% 2023-05-01
12. police (styrofoam) 150.80 100% 2023-04-17
13. (j89243fj29) 150.55 98% 2023-09-21
14. hi klist (iamslow103) 147.82 99.2% 2023-09-24
15. dva main (thedragonemperor) 147.03 98% 2024-03-06
16. (charlieog) 145.56 99.6% 2023-06-24
17. 手很冷 (traben) 144.54 99% 2023-06-02
18. zetria (primalknight) 144.38 98.2% 2024-03-30
19. hi iamslow103 (klist) 143.76 99% 2023-09-10
20. Jammie (nonquit) (typos_zzz) 143.60 96.8% 2023-10-10
21. (corsairchris) 142.63 99% 2023-07-11
22. 🏎️Zermist (noquit) (ze... 142.44 99% 2023-09-10
23. poke (pokenonquit) 142.38 97.9% 2023-12-24
24. (altrocality) 141.67 99.3% 2023-12-26
25. (keegant) 141.25 98.9% 2023-10-30
26. erakai (erakai) 140.19 98% 2023-05-04
27. Rodrigo (zurrion) 137.95 98.9% 2023-10-28
28. gluon (veryslowracer) 137.31 98.9% 2023-12-15
29. washed tdk typer (hospitalf... 136.79 98.9% 2024-02-16
30. Dragan (unbelievable_10) 136.20 99% 2024-02-22

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 2,821 71.47 April 12, 2023