I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1165. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.98 | 97.4% | 2023-11-24 |
1166. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 82.95 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
1167. | senula (ventbrise) | 82.88 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
1168. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 82.86 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
1169. | d.phuong (juliap) | 82.86 | 95% | 2024-04-07 |
1170. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 82.81 | 95% | 2024-04-15 |
1171. | rodneee (rodneee) | 82.79 | 96.4% | 2023-11-05 |
1172. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 82.71 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
1173. | zombie typer (zombietyper2k) | 82.70 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
1174. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 82.67 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
1175. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.66 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
1176. | speedyqwertalez (i_am_a_nooby) | 82.66 | 96.9% | 2024-01-05 |
1177. | Alec (1lec) | 82.64 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
1178. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 82.60 | 97.4% | 2023-10-11 |
1179. | womsajib (womsajib) | 82.53 | 98% | 2023-11-03 |
1180. | Sebastian (4555) | 82.53 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
1181. | Umair (umair121) | 82.47 | 97.1% | 2023-10-19 |
1182. | Suzaku (suzakucrono) | 82.46 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
1183. | One Miss (onemiss) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
1184. | Lifeless (lifless_muffin) | 82.43 | 95% | 2023-08-30 |
1185. | pep (pepoto) | 82.42 | 95% | 2023-06-13 |
1186. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
1187. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 82.42 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
1188. | Robsonwp (robsonwp) | 82.41 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
1189. | Cereal (siess) | 82.41 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
1190. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 82.37 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
1191. | Joshua (jarthur23) | 82.37 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
1192. | k (mc0sta) | 82.35 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
1193. | zzz (kaldiyupi) | 82.34 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
1194. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |