I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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297. | JRC (jrc1002) | 112.12 | 96.4% | 2023-10-05 |
298. | pwned (16wpm) | 112.07 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
299. | Not Aelius (not_aelius) | 112.07 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
300. | JonathanD (techtron16) | 112.01 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
301. | Harold (harold33) | 111.99 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
302. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 111.96 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
303. | monners (monners) | 111.94 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
304. | erty (someone8888) | 111.89 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
305. | Kate (katekopio) | 111.81 | 98.3% | 2024-01-17 |
306. | Alch (alchop) | 111.77 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
307. | i am bad (blazecharge12345) | 111.76 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
308. | loois (gorgontes) | 111.75 | 99% | 2024-02-14 |
309. | Fons (fonsie89) | 111.74 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
310. | Speckle (sp3ckle) | 111.72 | 97% | 2023-12-09 |
311. | qoiauve (qoiauve) | 111.57 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
312. | N4T (taneel) | 111.56 | 98.2% | 2024-01-04 |
313. | itsroseftw (itsroseftw) | 111.49 | 98% | 2024-01-07 |
314. | autumn (apfundhe) | 111.44 | 100% | 2023-06-02 |
315. | OW0974 (obrie_w) | 111.37 | 97.7% | 2023-12-01 |
316. | silky (quit101) | 111.36 | 97.4% | 2024-01-04 |
317. | Zethrian (zethrian) | 111.18 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
318. | Bend (rackoncrack) | 111.16 | 97.6% | 2024-03-23 |
319. | Snouto (snoutowo) | 111.05 | 98% | 2024-01-11 |
320. | quirino (codeforces) | 111.04 | 97.9% | 2024-03-15 |
321. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 111.02 | 96.9% | 2023-12-17 |
322. | jacob (specterr) | 111.02 | 98.3% | 2024-01-08 |
323. | Eran (umm_eran) | 110.80 | 98.3% | 2023-10-18 |
324. | Cotteh (cotteh) | 110.80 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
325. | zephrous (zephrous) | 110.79 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
326. | ZedHead01 (qdedmon87) | 110.79 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |