I think everyone was relieved when you started to grow out of your unhealthy obsession with dogs. Unfortunately, now you think you are a wizard. I know this because I found your collection of spells. Tell me, how does mixing Dijon mustard with sand and then eating it make someone love you?
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since January 1, 1970.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | (keegant) | 164.45 | 98.4% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2. | (charlieog) | 138.62 | 98.7% | 2024-03-06 |
| 3. | (clergy) | 103.47 | 95.9% | 2024-02-14 |
| 4. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 98.29 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| 5. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 82.71 | 97.5% | 2024-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |