I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 441. | Melissa (mel8402) | 73.51 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 442. | Lea (pinxter) | 73.38 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 443. | Glerou (tudesci) | 73.34 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 444. | Joshua (josh254889) | 73.31 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 445. | ya (patty0011) | 73.27 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 446. | Derek (derekcfop) | 73.27 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 447. | Abu AlRock (richrock198) | 73.25 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 448. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 73.16 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 449. | xdm (cbk808) | 73.14 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 450. | Notyabusiness (theodoric) | 73.07 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 451. | gray (grayg52) | 73.05 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 452. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 73.05 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 453. | Jason (nhtiger) | 72.89 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 454. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 72.89 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 455. | Tom (tacocatdeboss) | 72.81 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 456. | Ed (edreeve) | 72.73 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 457. | Loist (loistcloist) | 72.64 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 458. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 72.64 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 459. | Hjalte (hjaltebuch) | 72.49 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
| 460. | Emil (thirtysix) | 72.47 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 461. | Harv (harvedawg) | 72.46 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 462. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 72.45 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 463. | Stephen (steed10) | 72.38 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 464. | William (postwin) | 72.37 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 465. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 72.17 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 466. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 72.13 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 467. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 72.07 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 468. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 72.03 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 469. | Kei (aznkei) | 71.74 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 470. | 😳 (eni_) | 71.68 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |