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If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all the TV you ever wanted, until your brain turned to mush. Would you go for it, or just let it slip.

—from Couch Potato, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Active since February 25, 2020.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 241.65 100% 2021-06-03
2. Jammie (typos_z) 240.00 100% 2023-09-23
3. THE GOAT. KEVIN RUDD WARRIO... 229.10 100% 2022-05-09
4. (slyne) 228.25 100% 2025-04-04
5. chillin (slekap) 223.64 99% 2020-09-20
6. izanagi (etherealvoid) 223.37 100% 2023-05-21
7. איזי (iamtyperacer) 218.69 100% 2021-05-09
8. hi (helloimnotgood1) 215.72 99.4% 2024-06-29
9. REMOVE GHOST SCORES FROM LB... 214.50 100% 2024-06-29
10. 🌄youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5... 214.31 100% 2024-08-13
11. (carlibou) 213.39 100% 2024-12-23
12. Influensane - nonquit main/... 212.86 100% 2024-06-19
13. Vielle (arc_sec) 208.83 100% 2020-07-25
14. (xanderec) 207.21 98.8% 2024-09-17
15. jse (dragoncityjose) 205.98 100% 2024-08-27
16. practically done (g1_petrol... 205.06 100% 2025-01-11
17. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 204.77 100% 2021-05-07
18. I love my thicc girlfriend ... 204.40 100% 2024-11-14
19. https://www.youtube.com/wat... 203.30 99% 2022-05-23
20. Ibexus (ibexus) 203.22 100% 2022-10-12
21. rocket (mythicalrocket) 202.69 100% 2021-06-28
22. izanagi (iamaccuracy) 201.98 98% 2023-06-29
23. Grandma Suzan (grandma_suzan) 200.68 100% 2024-02-10
24. i talk to the wind (pastash... 200.08 100% 2025-10-10
25. (728joshua) 198.51 98% 2025-07-23
26. Mashooq "Qwerty Shnogurt" (... 195.81 100% 2020-10-22
27. stained (fartunderwear) 194.36 100% 2022-03-05
28. (keegant) 194.22 98% 2025-06-20
29. (landarian) 193.98 100% 2021-02-28
30. Jashe (freshfastjashe) 193.53 100% 2021-09-06

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 38,081 86.08 February 25, 2020
Instant Death Mode 175 87.93 December 31, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 4 108.77 July 15, 2020
Home of 2020's New Texts 3 161.27 March 16, 2020