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See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg

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1. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 213.88 100% 2019-04-28
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3. chillin (slekap) 189.18 99% 2020-07-05
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6. Ⅴielle (arc_sec) 186.95 99% 2019-08-03
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Instant Death Mode 21 107.73 February 15, 2020
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