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See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg

Active since April 5, 2019.
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38. go go gadget boom box (word... 160.20 99% 2020-12-05
39. bye john (firewolfrain) 159.89 100% 2020-04-30
40. Leonidas (awsomaw) 159.55 99% 2019-07-12
41. no china extradition (lhykv) 157.69 98% 2020-11-09
42. p (styrofoam) 157.51 100% 2019-12-13
43. vishy (_v3_) 157.28 100% 2020-03-04
44. Jesse Garcia (jessegarcia) 157.03 99% 2019-10-27
45. railgun (shazman) 156.73 98% 2020-10-20
46. blargh (playscrabble) 156.64 100% 2020-10-05
47. Shanon (shadowyshadows) 156.59 99% 2020-09-05
48. vishE (actuallynonquitforlife) 156.06 98% 2019-05-16
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53. (ghall) 154.64 99% 2019-05-31
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55. Mike W (emrenegades) 153.88 99% 2020-02-11
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57. Kettle (kettle) 153.10 100% 2020-03-25
58. 凪沙 (just_sayori) 153.08 99% 2020-11-23
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66. rain (rainnonquit) 149.76 99% 2020-06-17
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 8,597 80.92 April 5, 2019
Instant Death Mode 21 107.73 February 15, 2020
1 107.85 June 26, 2020