Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | David (sidrid) | 45.58 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |