Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2929. | Freedom (employ) | 71.50 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
2930. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 71.49 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
2931. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 71.49 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
2932. | Md. Musfiqur (dragon172) | 71.47 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
2933. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 71.46 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
2934. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 71.46 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
2935. | Liam (liam236) | 71.46 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
2936. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 71.45 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
2937. | DigDog (aybeecee) | 71.44 | 95% | 2019-08-28 |
2938. | WSOR (fokeu) | 71.44 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
2939. | John (everderp) | 71.43 | 95% | 2019-01-19 |
2940. | UncleBoobs (beyonderr) | 71.42 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
2941. | Nikki (niknak13) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
2942. | Camilo (camilog) | 71.41 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
2943. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 71.40 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
2944. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 71.40 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
2945. | Olexiy (lexk) | 71.39 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
2946. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 71.39 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
2947. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 71.34 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
2948. | Ho (xderpyism) | 71.34 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
2949. | vulgarpotato (vulgarpotato) | 71.29 | 95% | 2018-03-01 |
2950. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 71.29 | 96% | 2019-04-14 |
2951. | Robert (wherehowz) | 71.27 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
2952. | Brian (bsmo) | 71.25 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
2953. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 71.23 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
2954. | Dev (dmookerjee) | 71.22 | 95% | 2018-04-06 |
2955. | Kenny (infection7) | 71.21 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
2956. | Chris (foofoo720) | 71.20 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
2957. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 71.20 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
2958. | Jason (remeditator) | 71.18 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |