Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3006. | gabe (f_tube) | 70.88 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
3007. | Wang (brotherzhi) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
3008. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 70.88 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
3009. | Heyhou (david73) | 70.87 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
3010. | Tobias (tobiasschmidt2711) | 70.86 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
3011. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 70.85 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
3012. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 70.84 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
3013. | Jeff (jeffjef) | 70.79 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
3014. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 70.78 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
3015. | Caine (cainegt) | 70.75 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
3016. | GOYARD (goyard) | 70.74 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
3017. | Avinash (avinash625) | 70.74 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
3018. | Mert (zensoh) | 70.73 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
3019. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 70.73 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
3020. | Evan (lil_effer) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
3021. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 70.71 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
3022. | Susan (susanshu) | 70.70 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
3023. | Victor (vhlin) | 70.69 | 94% | 2018-10-21 |
3024. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 70.66 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
3025. | Ed (gitpwnednub) | 70.65 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
3026. | Alekun (alekun) | 70.65 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
3027. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
3028. | Lee (enelledee) | 70.65 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
3029. | Said (surrenderordie) | 70.64 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
3030. | adarsh (supng) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
3031. | Eugene (_absorb_1) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
3032. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 70.62 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
3033. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 70.62 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
3034. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
3035. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |