Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1101. | PogChamp (raziqphantomz) | 91.01 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
1102. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 91.00 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
1103. | Gabriel (casadogg) | 90.99 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
1104. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 90.98 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
1105. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 90.98 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
1106. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 90.96 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
1107. | Thomas (thomasltran) | 90.94 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
1108. | John (jhakala) | 90.94 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
1109. | Super (jrc07) | 90.89 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
1110. | januarius (januarius) | 90.89 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
1111. | Oshino (skrix) | 90.87 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
1112. | waugh (waugh) | 90.87 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
1113. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 90.82 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
1114. | Tugso (tugsoz) | 90.79 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
1115. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 90.78 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
1116. | america's deadliest god (he... | 90.78 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
1117. | Sanic (prolly90wpm) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
1118. | j (jqxk) | 90.76 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
1119. | pingu (pingu_workman) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
1120. | KP (kp132124) | 90.75 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
1121. | Fish (_fishbait_) | 90.74 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
1122. | Pointyepic (pointyepic) | 90.74 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
1123. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
1124. | Eric (lonelymuffin) | 90.72 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
1125. | Andy (ponchotang) | 90.71 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
1126. | Tanner (hoke_t) | 90.70 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
1127. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 90.69 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
1128. | MS (damanthc) | 90.67 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
1129. | Daniel (hyunholee13) | 90.66 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
1130. | Romi (romino) | 90.65 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |