Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3691. | emskie (emskie29) | 65.11 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
3692. | Deni (travao) | 65.11 | 97% | 2017-08-30 |
3693. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 65.09 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
3694. | Kristian (forcepain) | 65.09 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
3695. | William (wbulovas) | 65.09 | 95% | 2018-06-04 |
3696. | Michal (compalistaor) | 65.08 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
3697. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 65.07 | 95% | 2017-10-28 |
3698. | Ryan (rdn26) | 65.06 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
3699. | turbo (turb0bunk) | 65.04 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
3700. | SETA (seta0257) | 65.04 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
3701. | Christian Darcy (ozchrisoa) | 65.03 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
3702. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 65.01 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
3703. | Mark (lavamark) | 64.99 | 93% | 2018-05-22 |
3704. | William (ithan) | 64.98 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
3705. | このむ (konomu) | 64.96 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
3706. | Hubert (hubertle85639) | 64.92 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
3707. | Ali (oorkade) | 64.91 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
3708. | Dominc (devdominic) | 64.91 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
3709. | bhukananga (ashish1113) | 64.88 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
3710. | Tai (letientai299) | 64.87 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
3711. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 64.85 | 94% | 2019-04-05 |
3712. | Julian (k1ngjulien) | 64.84 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
3713. | Tyrrant (tyrrantx) | 64.83 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
3714. | Cezar (outstanding29wpm) | 64.82 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
3715. | Nick (crimzynn) | 64.82 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
3716. | Andrei (az_az) | 64.81 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
3717. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 64.79 | 94% | 2020-01-16 |
3718. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 64.78 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
3719. | Antti (antchu17) | 64.78 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
3720. | nani (typingfever) | 64.78 | 93% | 2019-10-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |