Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4203. | John (johnzhang0812) | 60.26 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
4204. | PiPi (pipicomel) | 60.25 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
4205. | Yuda (pramkimpam) | 60.25 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
4206. | Erik (bupu) | 60.24 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
4207. | justtry (justtry) | 60.23 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
4208. | Kaarel (iicewolf) | 60.20 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
4209. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 60.20 | 94% | 2019-06-23 |
4210. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 60.19 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
4211. | Taha (yohohoy) | 60.19 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
4212. | MGL (mgl_mazaalai) | 60.19 | 95% | 2019-09-15 |
4213. | Name (trapsaregayy) | 60.18 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
4214. | akuan10 (akuan10) | 60.18 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
4215. | Whisperer (whisperer) | 60.17 | 94% | 2018-04-25 |
4216. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 60.17 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
4217. | Katerina (katerinastuttgart) | 60.15 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
4218. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 60.15 | 94% | 2019-07-09 |
4219. | Oleg (oleg20111511) | 60.14 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
4220. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 60.13 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
4221. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 60.11 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
4222. | Sam687 (samuel687) | 60.11 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
4223. | Rudolf (dartrs) | 60.11 | 94% | 2018-01-29 |
4224. | WinterBot (wint_r) | 60.11 | 93% | 2018-07-19 |
4225. | Ren (6cdh) | 60.07 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
4226. | Alex (haymaker37) | 60.06 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
4227. | li (lilya) | 60.06 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
4228. | KevDa5'9" (bigkeve1) | 60.03 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
4229. | Kelun (kelun01) | 60.02 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
4230. | ™SLD™ (ltnsld) | 60.00 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
4231. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 60.00 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
4232. | Aestuosi (aestuosi) | 60.00 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |