Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2159. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 78.70 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
2160. | szekula (typegodxxx) | 78.69 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
2161. | Charlotte (chazish) | 78.68 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
2162. | hotmama (enscarr) | 78.67 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
2163. | Daryl (vencaida) | 78.67 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
2164. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 78.66 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
2165. | Allan (ajdx88) | 78.65 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
2166. | Aibek (lifeisatreat1231) | 78.63 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
2167. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 78.63 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
2168. | James2 (james372) | 78.59 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
2169. | Frank (fjdusina) | 78.59 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
2170. | Swiftie (aes222) | 78.59 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
2171. | j (stupidnow) | 78.57 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
2172. | Ed (posva) | 78.57 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
2173. | Red (akramab) | 78.55 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
2174. | Olav (thederpygod) | 78.55 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
2175. | Jimmy (saromis) | 78.54 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
2176. | m0rsti (m0rsti) | 78.54 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
2177. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 78.54 | 99% | 2020-04-15 |
2178. | Charles (xx_white_racer_xx) | 78.53 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
2179. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 78.52 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
2180. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 78.52 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
2181. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 78.51 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
2182. | dalineth (dalineth) | 78.50 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
2183. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 78.50 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
2184. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 78.50 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
2185. | Ronald (ron777) | 78.50 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
2186. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 78.50 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
2187. | Allen (coraza) | 78.47 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
2188. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 78.47 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |