Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1949. | Tyler (tfishbeck95) | 80.73 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
1950. | danymanny (danymanny) | 80.70 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
1951. | olivia (livliv) | 80.67 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
1952. | Jacob (racelive) | 80.67 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
1953. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 80.62 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
1954. | Ben (benjo74) | 80.62 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
1955. | Vincent (vincemince) | 80.61 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
1956. | sofa (sofaaa) | 80.60 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
1957. | N/A (mrmcfeffers) | 80.58 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
1958. | Leonard (itsmeleoyi) | 80.58 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
1959. | kalski (kalski) | 80.58 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
1960. | Glacier (glacier6) | 80.54 | 96% | 2019-01-16 |
1961. | jihizzle (jihizzle) | 80.53 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
1962. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 80.53 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
1963. | TiZ_Crocodile (tizcrocodile) | 80.51 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
1964. | Oli (oli94) | 80.51 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
1965. | Deceit (deceit) | 80.46 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
1966. | Alper (alper1) | 80.46 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
1967. | Osh (elvor) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
1968. | Rawrg (rawrg) | 80.44 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
1969. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 80.44 | 98% | 2018-04-03 |
1970. | Tyler (xtios) | 80.43 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
1971. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 80.42 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
1972. | Pepega (fips) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
1973. | NekokeN (hr47) | 80.39 | 95% | 2018-12-15 |
1974. | Beowulf (yogak) | 80.38 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
1975. | Mike (migpok35) | 80.37 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
1976. | Taejas (taejas) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
1977. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 80.33 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
1978. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 80.33 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |