Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4557. | Uurdmandakh (uurdmandakh) | 57.11 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
4558. | NeToX (netox) | 57.11 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
4559. | Simon (albatross_wing) | 57.11 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
4560. | minye (chuaminye) | 57.09 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
4561. | matthew (matthew2003yang) | 57.06 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
4562. | Andrew (andrew_o) | 57.05 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
4563. | Udan (fris93) | 57.05 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
4564. | Zlane (zlane) | 57.03 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
4565. | FinalL (finall) | 57.03 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
4566. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 57.02 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
4567. | Atticus (attikination) | 57.02 | 95% | 2020-03-26 |
4568. | Emiel (emield) | 57.01 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
4569. | Nouf (noufsulaiman2) | 57.01 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
4570. | antiphon (goodmania) | 57.00 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
4571. | Michael (schuh98) | 57.00 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
4572. | zajc (zajc) | 57.00 | 95% | 2019-05-21 |
4573. | Mr47 (diana47) | 56.99 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
4574. | Lin (mirai92) | 56.99 | 95% | 2018-09-28 |
4575. | Spritly (spritly) | 56.99 | 93% | 2020-10-27 |
4576. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 56.99 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
4577. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 56.97 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
4578. | Mikhail (ac130kz) | 56.96 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
4579. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 56.96 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
4580. | Flos (implayingflossy) | 56.95 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
4581. | Natan (1quickboi) | 56.95 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
4582. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 56.93 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
4583. | Reza (rezabidar) | 56.93 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
4584. | samNT (samnt) | 56.92 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
4585. | Sandy (mimci) | 56.90 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
4586. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 56.87 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |