Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4237. | Nobody (anhddo) | 59.93 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
4238. | Ze King (kaysa) | 59.93 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
4239. | Devin (dermerk) | 59.93 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
4240. | Jesse (jesse1998114) | 59.93 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
4241. | kieran (kieran_c01) | 59.92 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
4242. | Evan (hotteachers) | 59.92 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
4243. | Marcus (marcustheguy) | 59.91 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
4244. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 59.91 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
4245. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 59.91 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
4246. | Sam (liao60209) | 59.87 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
4247. | Jay (jaydhanani36) | 59.86 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
4248. | Issac (twilight0422) | 59.86 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
4249. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 59.86 | 95% | 2018-10-12 |
4250. | wessel (wesseltype) | 59.83 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
4251. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 59.83 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
4252. | Fakrul (blizzardwind) | 59.82 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
4253. | Pid (blackpanther4289) | 59.81 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
4254. | qwerab (qwerab) | 59.80 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
4255. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 59.80 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
4256. | allie (bokutobro) | 59.78 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
4257. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 59.75 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
4258. | Daniel (zwiebelmett) | 59.75 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
4259. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 59.72 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
4260. | Skilton (skilton) | 59.72 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
4261. | Sugma (m3rky) | 59.72 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
4262. | zakio (wanzakio) | 59.71 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
4263. | CinnamonOwl (kitkat08) | 59.71 | 98% | 2018-06-03 |
4264. | supir tembak (platkuning) | 59.71 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
4265. | Eoin (eoing) | 59.70 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
4266. | pege (pege) | 59.70 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |