"Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about how on Dec. 7, 1941, the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle. Its centerpiece is 40 minutes of redundant special effects, surrounded by a love story of stunning banality. The film has been directed without grace, vision, or originality, and although you may walk out quoting lines of dialog, it will not be because you admire them.
—from Your Movie Sucks, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 5,298 | 77.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 107.06 | June 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 1 | 79.51 | October 30, 2021 |