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We don't understand what really causes events to happen. History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.

—from The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, a book by Bill Watterson

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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. poo (chakk) 219.81 99% 2020-07-09
2. איזי (iamtyperacer) 214.20 100% 2021-04-07
3. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 204.89 100% 2019-05-09
4. A (swimmingfrog) 198.06 99% 2021-04-12
5. railgun (shazman) 197.18 99% 2020-09-18
6. deroche (deroche1) 192.01 99% 2018-11-16
7. chillin (slekap) 188.86 100% 2021-03-29
8. Ⅴielle (arc_sec) 188.14 99% 2019-11-10
9. anmransihin (poopandfart) 186.17 100% 2020-12-24
10. joshu (joshua728) 180.02 98.2% 2021-02-10
11. bailey you LEGEND (mako640) 179.52 99% 2019-08-22
12. PhilliesMagic - Whisper wor... 178.87 99% 2019-05-17
13. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... 178.01 100% 2018-01-11
14. Xeogran (xeogran) 176.35 100% 2021-03-26
15. Viper (xayiver) 174.03 99% 2019-08-23
16. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... 173.70 99% 2018-03-19
17. Andrei Cristescu (_son_) 173.01 99% 2020-10-21
18. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 172.57 98% 2019-09-18
19. E C (weihceinre) 172.30 99% 2018-04-29
20. my breath stinks (slowaccount) 171.85 98% 2019-04-18
21. wrmup (bblaise) 171.48 100% 2018-10-03
22. . (oh_hai) 171.34 99% 2020-03-02
23. (alpha_panda) 171.09 100% 2018-03-09
24. washed up (slowvinni) 170.89 100% 2019-08-24
25. f16, she/her/hers (ap02) 170.51 98% 2020-09-10
26. (keegant) 169.15 99% 2020-01-11
27. soup (soupy) 169.06 99% 2019-08-01
28. hi (plorksauce) 168.10 100% 2019-01-06
29. Andrey Cristescu (schizo_guy) 168.04 100% 2018-07-16
30. bye john (firewolfrain) 167.82 98% 2020-08-08

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 14,277 84.03 August 27, 2017
41 81.86 November 18, 2020
Instant Death Mode 18 103.50 December 13, 2018
Sean Wrona's Universe 2 145.16 March 25, 2017