Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3711. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 70.26 | 99% | 2020-06-29 |
3712. | Joemama (captainpj) | 70.26 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
3713. | JJ (jaudi) | 70.25 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
3714. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 70.23 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
3715. | Dots (wheremydots) | 70.23 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
3716. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 70.22 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
3717. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 70.21 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
3718. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 70.20 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
3719. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 70.19 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
3720. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 70.17 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
3721. | Aldrich (gwaldrich) | 70.17 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
3722. | cw (chuenchuenchuen) | 70.17 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
3723. | Ethan (ethan_w_c) | 70.17 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
3724. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 70.17 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
3725. | Nik (iiirxs) | 70.16 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
3726. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 70.16 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
3727. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 70.15 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
3728. | Andrej (apalias) | 70.14 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
3729. | I have never lost a single ... | 70.14 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
3730. | npc (iris200041) | 70.14 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
3731. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 70.12 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
3732. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 70.09 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
3733. | アスラ君 (asurakun1) | 70.05 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
3734. | Troy (animus_wrrc) | 70.05 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
3735. | Martín (albugineo) | 70.04 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
3736. | Jesse (molzi) | 70.03 | 94% | 2019-08-16 |
3737. | Andrew (jewishpirate) | 70.03 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
3738. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 70.01 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
3739. | 똑똑히 받아 (varnontyp... | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
3740. | pop (f1shmann) | 69.99 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |