Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1523. | John (traditionalcatholic) | 91.13 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
1524. | Ethan (user1567) | 91.12 | 97% | 2019-07-27 |
1525. | gachiGachi (gachigach) | 91.09 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
1526. | Felix (f2862089986) | 91.09 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
1527. | Avery (purplat) | 91.06 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
1528. | Himeko (kimochihime) | 91.05 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
1529. | Action (actionjackson77) | 91.04 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
1530. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 91.03 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
1531. | Osh (elvor) | 91.01 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
1532. | H (docsattar) | 91.01 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
1533. | Trav (travm) | 91.00 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
1534. | king (belshazzar) | 90.98 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
1535. | t (zyxx) | 90.97 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
1536. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 90.97 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
1537. | 312211 (312211) | 90.95 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
1538. | Troy (atheropods) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
1539. | Wade (wadewilson) | 90.93 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
1540. | Moby (s0uthxpark) | 90.91 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
1541. | Shadow (shadowtypist) | 90.90 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
1542. | micorazon (pajahify) | 90.89 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
1543. | Janc (psyy1234) | 90.88 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
1544. | Alvin (alveen0) | 90.84 | 99% | 2019-02-04 |
1545. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 90.84 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
1546. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 90.84 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
1547. | Rena (renanav) | 90.80 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
1548. | vikalimo (anoba) | 90.77 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
1549. | brandon (bondee) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
1550. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 90.76 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
1551. | Tapiocaphobe (intnop) | 90.75 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
1552. | Amir (amirsafridi) | 90.74 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |