Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4521. | Felix (brohlz) | 63.58 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
4522. | Salzd (salzd) | 63.58 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
4523. | Andwerp (andwerp) | 63.58 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
4524. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 63.56 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
4525. | Manendra (money1010) | 63.56 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
4526. | Jahed (jahed100) | 63.55 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
4527. | Ethan (ethanos42) | 63.55 | 94% | 2020-11-29 |
4528. | Anson (randomfoolishperson) | 63.54 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
4529. | 2002hondaaccord (gamingboss... | 63.54 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
4530. | Dan (writfate) | 63.54 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
4531. | el (ivibrance) | 63.53 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
4532. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 63.52 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
4533. | Taiwan is a country (17lingh1) | 63.52 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
4534. | Bill (shrimpy_) | 63.51 | 95% | 2018-10-22 |
4535. | Bernie (bernie557) | 63.51 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
4536. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 63.50 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
4537. | Alex (orfan1120) | 63.49 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
4538. | Sydeth (tosydeth) | 63.49 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
4539. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 63.48 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
4540. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 63.47 | 95% | 2019-08-24 |
4541. | MrKiredeid (mrkiredeid) | 63.46 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
4542. | James (vulcanmag872) | 63.44 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
4543. | Phong (phongryy) | 63.43 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
4544. | iwias (iwias) | 63.42 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
4545. | James (jpnjpn6) | 63.42 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
4546. | Andreas (latteinator) | 63.41 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
4547. | kay (kayleekim03) | 63.41 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
4548. | Thu (hnthu) | 63.40 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
4549. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 63.40 | 95% | 2019-10-12 |
4550. | M (photon628) | 63.37 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |