Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
3914. | Harry (itzliu) | 68.50 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
3915. | Matteo (ematteo) | 68.50 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
3916. | Get (get_out) | 68.50 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
3917. | Scotty (scottpsg) | 68.49 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
3918. | Dangerous (vandisk) | 68.46 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
3919. | steven (urmoots) | 68.46 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
3920. | Mike (mikealver) | 68.46 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
3921. | lol (lolspedicey) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
3922. | Serv (servgd) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
3923. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 68.45 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
3924. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 68.44 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
3925. | akira (hoshinoakira) | 68.44 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
3926. | checca (checca) | 68.43 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
3927. | Nic (nicsa) | 68.43 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
3928. | serei (sereibott) | 68.41 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
3929. | Ivan (ghosty98) | 68.41 | 95% | 2018-04-06 |
3930. | Syed (syed19805) | 68.39 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
3931. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 68.39 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
3932. | David (cpnheals) | 68.37 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
3933. | Javi (javicampos) | 68.37 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
3934. | Min (tiwimeister) | 68.36 | 94% | 2019-02-27 |
3935. | justtry (justtry) | 68.36 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
3936. | Lupi (thedogz) | 68.35 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
3937. | Stevan (stevan_milic) | 68.34 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
3938. | Nathan (solidsnakeez) | 68.29 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
3939. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 68.28 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
3940. | Nathan (natem135) | 68.26 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
3941. | Nayef (nayefk) | 68.25 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
3942. | Hoang (feelsdankman_1) | 68.24 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
3943. | Jere (jerel) | 68.24 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |