Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
1645. | mky (omkyo) | 89.67 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
1646. | Yogi (yoghurt_) | 89.66 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
1647. | Jack (jr9810) | 89.66 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
1648. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 89.65 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
1649. | Randy (rhomusic) | 89.65 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
1650. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 89.64 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
1651. | Darren (darren193) | 89.63 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
1652. | n00b (gimape07) | 89.63 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
1653. | Calvin (fullrespect) | 89.61 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
1654. | Person (relearner) | 89.61 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
1655. | Choo (iplaygame123) | 89.60 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
1656. | Immanuel (gwowi) | 89.59 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
1657. | MooD (xslel) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
1658. | TOMMY (taweesoft) | 89.56 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
1659. | Pbev (pbev) | 89.56 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
1660. | natalie (natannelie) | 89.55 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
1661. | Matthew (autonous) | 89.53 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
1662. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 89.53 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
1663. | bflow (bflowers) | 89.52 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
1664. | i cant type im trash (darkn... | 89.50 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
1665. | Brad (thaboggla) | 89.49 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
1666. | Primaski (primaltare) | 89.47 | 95% | 2019-09-28 |
1667. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
1668. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
1669. | cruderustle (cruderustle) | 89.45 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
1670. | Chad (godchad) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
1671. | How2Type? (pickleslayer69) | 89.44 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
1672. | Chuck (sleeplessmusic) | 89.43 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
1673. | Thimo (trawz) | 89.42 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
1674. | Al (allenlxshen) | 89.41 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |