Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1552. | Davis (dey1234) | 90.73 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
1553. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 90.73 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
1554. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 90.71 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
1555. | TMM (matt0509) | 90.71 | 100% | 2017-09-17 |
1556. | Torin (torinftw) | 90.69 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
1557. | Scan (scherzo) | 90.67 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
1558. | Bryan (hail2u) | 90.66 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
1559. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 90.63 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
1560. | Linus (linusq) | 90.62 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
1561. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 90.61 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
1562. | Michelle (mginatl) | 90.61 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
1563. | Mistah (mistah) | 90.59 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
1564. | uwudestroyer69 (slownoobtyper) | 90.59 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
1565. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 90.59 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
1566. | mv0 (the_oko) | 90.58 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
1567. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.57 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
1568. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 90.55 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
1569. | Mikel (meekay) | 90.55 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
1570. | cringer (typecringe) | 90.55 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
1571. | Psyhackological (blackswift) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
1572. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 90.53 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
1573. | Isaac (newtion) | 90.52 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
1574. | M (owwwmyleg) | 90.45 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
1575. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 90.44 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
1576. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 90.43 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
1577. | Rearia (rearia) | 90.40 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
1578. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 90.39 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
1579. | Jon (customabilities) | 90.38 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
1580. | joe (samoyeet) | 90.36 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
1581. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 90.36 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |