Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
1617. | D (theprocessing) | 89.97 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
1618. | Chris (cap18patz) | 89.97 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
1619. | One last time (ubershah) | 89.97 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
1620. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 89.95 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
1621. | Ben (bicapitalization) | 89.94 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
1622. | Michael (bannister) | 89.93 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
1623. | Mel (nc0de) | 89.92 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
1624. | Adam (adamsalem) | 89.92 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
1625. | Checkmate (checkmateyeet) | 89.90 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
1626. | Fayr Proper (fayrproper) | 89.88 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
1627. | Marek (ksydry) | 89.86 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
1628. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 89.85 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
1629. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 89.85 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
1630. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 89.84 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
1631. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 89.82 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
1632. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 89.82 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
1633. | weouthere (red3221) | 89.81 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
1634. | Miguel (migumigu) | 89.80 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
1635. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 89.80 | 95% | 2018-01-27 |
1636. | g (gnpete76) | 89.79 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
1637. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 89.78 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
1638. | caleb (caleb123456) | 89.73 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
1639. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 89.72 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
1640. | kyndrid (kyndrid) | 89.72 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
1641. | piglet (slaylet) | 89.72 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
1642. | Robert (mcchickunnnn) | 89.71 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
1643. | G (zger) | 89.70 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
1644. | Annie (annies7669) | 89.67 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
1645. | mky (omkyo) | 89.67 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
1646. | Yogi (yoghurt_) | 89.66 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |