Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2065. | Matthew (twixinator) | 85.11 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
2066. | Chris (big_z) | 85.09 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
2067. | Vlatzki (vlatzki) | 85.06 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
2068. | Raz (lotanraz) | 85.06 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
2069. | T^T (asylumchess) | 85.04 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
2070. | jack (jackracer23) | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
2071. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
2072. | Marco (marc7202) | 85.01 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
2073. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 84.98 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
2074. | R (ryip0716) | 84.97 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
2075. | Luke (povman) | 84.97 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
2076. | alexander (yummyspiderman) | 84.95 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
2077. | Michael (mercury28) | 84.95 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
2078. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 84.94 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
2079. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 84.94 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
2080. | Federico (_cali) | 84.94 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
2081. | Oleh (oshate) | 84.93 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
2082. | Memes (boomx9) | 84.92 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
2083. | 🍆 (dev_null) | 84.92 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
2084. | T_0nio (t_onio) | 84.91 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
2085. | James (jhoffman1204) | 84.90 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
2086. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 84.90 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
2087. | Mango (mangotdm) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
2088. | Boris (bb667) | 84.86 | 96% | 2020-07-08 |
2089. | Oli (oli94) | 84.86 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
2090. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 84.84 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
2091. | Maize (maizerowan82) | 84.83 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
2092. | jas (orjasm) | 84.81 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
2093. | Kelli (kellil08) | 84.80 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
2094. | Shane (sghiotto1) | 84.79 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |