Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2033. | Saint (saintecho) | 79.87 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
2034. | Christian (ominousc) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
2035. | James (james_m808) | 79.84 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
2036. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 79.84 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
2037. | Anver (twizzzle) | 79.82 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
2038. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
2039. | Jason (epiking) | 79.79 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
2040. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
2041. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 79.77 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
2042. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 79.76 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
2043. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 79.73 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
2044. | abcd (4568493) | 79.72 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
2045. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 79.71 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
2046. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 79.71 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
2047. | Zemo (zemo77) | 79.69 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
2048. | Will (pteroborne) | 79.68 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
2049. | William (william164) | 79.67 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
2050. | Michelle (mginatl) | 79.65 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
2051. | Didar (didar860) | 79.64 | 99% | 2019-03-10 |
2052. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 79.64 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
2053. | Edward (kailhreds) | 79.63 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
2054. | kekw (propann) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-06-30 |
2055. | Jim (jimthealien) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
2056. | Jon Polo (shigi003) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
2057. | Dylan (funkadelishman) | 79.60 | 95% | 2018-03-08 |
2058. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 79.59 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
2059. | Zakaria (zackzack1224) | 79.57 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
2060. | Dominik (jazzon) | 79.57 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
2061. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 79.53 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
2062. | Albert (alberteinstein123) | 79.52 | 95% | 2019-12-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |