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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...

—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee

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3005. Cyrus (zombie_kid_likes_tur... 68.69 95% 2018-04-21
3006. Matrix (matri) 68.68 97% 2019-12-21
3007. Hex (galaxyyyy) 68.67 95% 2019-11-01
3008. zade (zadehr) 68.67 97% 2017-11-20
3009. Oggers (oggers) 68.66 96% 2017-09-14
3010. Jay (typeracerjay) 68.66 97% 2019-12-04
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3014. Rain (u96e8) 68.62 97% 2018-06-06
3015. Ming (mings7) 68.62 95% 2019-11-09
3016. mitul (mitulrokz) 68.60 95% 2017-11-08
3017. Liam (liam236) 68.60 97% 2018-07-29
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3020. Slicklikedat (slicklikedat) 68.56 97% 2017-09-27
3021. Keyser Söze (johnomaha) 68.55 98% 2018-08-30
3022. vel (velsullano) 68.55 98% 2019-09-18
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3024. Charles (cloudhaze) 68.53 94% 2019-01-11
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3027. Lolka (snailman666) 68.52 99% 2019-08-22
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3031. Stevne (juninight29) 68.50 98% 2021-08-13
3032. Michael (whittneyinthetub) 68.50 96% 2018-03-16
3033. a (goalto100wpm) 68.49 97% 2019-10-30
3034. Nikhil (_programmer_) 68.49 96% 2018-10-29

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Instant Death Mode 12 96.23 January 24, 2019
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