Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4648. | Maxis (maxiswj) | 45.10 | 94% | 2019-02-20 |
4649. | mrT4ntr4 (scriptdaddy) | 44.96 | 93% | 2018-04-24 |
4650. | Dan (danzibar) | 44.89 | 93% | 2019-02-24 |
4651. | sai (luckyganesh) | 44.85 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
4652. | Timothy (t1m0) | 44.83 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
4653. | Feriiii (feriiiiiiii) | 44.83 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
4654. | Benson (thenames_jeff) | 44.73 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
4655. | Elizabeth (i_am_piece_of_tr... | 44.69 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
4656. | Isaac (djrock54) | 44.67 | 94% | 2018-06-18 |
4657. | Pakboyakodati (pakboyakodati) | 44.65 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
4658. | Landyn (lando22) | 44.62 | 95% | 2019-01-23 |
4659. | aysun (ruhimucerret) | 44.61 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
4660. | Daniel (kiyomiya) | 44.58 | 95% | 2017-12-13 |
4661. | Mado (snakemasterbird) | 44.55 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
4662. | Trent (opman335) | 44.54 | 93% | 2019-01-27 |
4663. | Steve (stevelnv) | 44.50 | 94% | 2018-05-30 |
4664. | sanita (szanne) | 44.49 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
4665. | venusĀ® (venuspailer) | 44.49 | 94% | 2018-01-04 |
4666. | Zach (zachninjakiller6) | 44.49 | 93% | 2018-04-19 |
4667. | Jope (jope) | 44.43 | 94% | 2019-04-15 |
4668. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 44.36 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
4669. | Raihan (raihan1) | 44.31 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
4670. | D (nein9000) | 44.22 | 95% | 2019-09-07 |
4671. | Janis (janisl1993) | 44.22 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
4672. | Muammad (saleem332) | 44.22 | 94% | 2020-01-01 |
4673. | mzhang (data_m) | 44.21 | 93% | 2021-07-31 |
4674. | lance (chuyo13) | 44.16 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
4675. | Aashish (aashish_) | 44.10 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
4676. | THE STARDUST (void07) | 44.05 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
4677. | Free-Palastine (ahmedgtr) | 44.00 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |