Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2355. | Shengyu (haryem) | 75.97 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
2356. | Jordan (catdog567) | 75.94 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
2357. | Maciej (thasobot) | 75.93 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
2358. | Luke (sfv_) | 75.89 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
2359. | mcshizney (mcshizney) | 75.88 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
2360. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 75.87 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
2361. | Tyler (awsumpossum) | 75.85 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
2362. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 75.84 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
2363. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
2364. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 75.79 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
2365. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 75.78 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
2366. | drunkenstool (drunkenstool) | 75.75 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
2367. | Trevor (trevorfung) | 75.72 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
2368. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 75.71 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
2369. | Jambus (tdog1001) | 75.71 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
2370. | uwusenpai (snipezthrice) | 75.70 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
2371. | The Long Roadâ„¢ (lurigetsg... | 75.69 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
2372. | Mitch (condos) | 75.69 | 94% | 2018-02-19 |
2373. | Edward (edward54321) | 75.69 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
2374. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 75.69 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
2375. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 75.68 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
2376. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
2377. | Clarb (clarb) | 75.67 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
2378. | Ryan (ryan725) | 75.66 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
2379. | Andre (slup) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
2380. | Thomas (thomasw7) | 75.66 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
2381. | Marcus (shock598x) | 75.66 | 96% | 2018-08-04 |
2382. | Jack (jackrwoods) | 75.65 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
2383. | John (high_def) | 75.65 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
2384. | Marko (sluggm) | 75.64 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |