Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3799. | Michael (michael271) | 59.68 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
3800. | GS (monstars) | 59.68 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
3801. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 59.67 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
3802. | Ninjalex (ninjalex) | 59.67 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
3803. | JayVee (jayvee1337) | 59.60 | 93% | 2018-10-04 |
3804. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 59.60 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
3805. | jerry (jerry_wu) | 59.59 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
3806. | axos (axos411) | 59.56 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
3807. | small (smalllittlesheep) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
3808. | Ansar (gansarxd) | 59.53 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
3809. | Ire (ire_of_suburbia) | 59.51 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
3810. | Mario (mario7lorenzo) | 59.50 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
3811. | Tony (oznemt) | 59.50 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
3812. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 59.49 | 94% | 2021-08-14 |
3813. | 0daze (dic0n) | 59.47 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
3814. | Gayane (xujuj) | 59.47 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
3815. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 59.46 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
3816. | Daniel (dannyxo) | 59.46 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
3817. | Robert (rmedin04) | 59.44 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
3818. | Amit (red2black) | 59.44 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
3819. | eugene (el871109) | 59.42 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
3820. | Adam (soviet_onion) | 59.42 | 95% | 2019-11-13 |
3821. | Vencel (vincentcouch) | 59.38 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
3822. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 59.35 | 94% | 2018-07-24 |
3823. | Vishal (vishyfishy3) | 59.31 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
3824. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 59.30 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
3825. | Antonio (antonio_blueballs) | 59.30 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
3826. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 59.29 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
3827. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 59.22 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
3828. | Snorlax (snorlaxhehe) | 59.22 | 96% | 2019-03-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |