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Bear Strangler McGee: [looming over Rimmer, who has just vomited into his hat] A man who beans up in the hat of Bear Strangler McGee is either mighty brave, or mighty stupid. Now which are you, boy? Rimmer: Sorry, what were the choices again? Lister: [quickly jumps in and hands McGee some money] You'll have to forgive our friend. He's a couple of gunmen short of a posse. Here. Bear Strangler McGee: That pays for the hat. Now what about the insult? Rimmer: OK, you're a fat, bearded git with breath that could paralyse a grizzly.

—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1524. Mike (mcgrumpy) 52.03 93% 2017-02-03
1525. Stefan (stefanbm) 52.02 94% 2018-12-06
1526. Prince (villuprince) 51.93 96% 2018-01-29
1527. Luke (derp518) 51.91 95% 2018-08-17
1528. Ryan (rwhyan) 51.81 97% 2017-01-22
1529. Bryan (bbennek) 51.79 90% 2017-02-16
1530. avery (stridersword) 51.77 95% 2017-02-05
1531. Tetu (bwewts) 51.77 94% 2017-03-01
1532. Steven (steven3) 51.75 96% 2018-04-01
1533. wait me bro. (coldxd) 51.75 95% 2017-06-21
1534. Chun Yu (intaceraptor) 51.74 92% 2017-04-13
1535. Abhi (theabhster) 51.71 94% 2018-01-03
1536. kostakis (kotloveru) 51.70 98% 2018-01-27
1537. Joshua (chugboat) 51.68 93% 2017-02-17
1538. Blank (sydale) 51.64 89% 2017-06-03
1539. Jason (stealthythinking) 51.61 94% 2018-08-30
1540. Rolf (epostenmin) 51.54 93% 2018-10-12
1541. Shiva R'dy (shivareddy) 51.52 94% 2017-09-29
1542. tstats[jancs] (jancs) 51.51 94% 2018-05-05
1543. Marcus (x5starmodding) 51.51 93% 2018-05-04
1544. Kazu (kzmtyperacer) 51.45 99% 2017-06-20
1545. MemeDude (memegod01) 51.43 96% 2017-09-12
1546. mohammad (mohd25) 51.40 96% 2017-05-16
1547. Gramm (alternativeink) 51.37 94% 2017-06-10
1548. Chris (checkmateman) 51.34 96% 2017-08-24
1549. Caity ✨ (caity_g) 51.25 94% 2018-11-16
1550. Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) 51.25 86% 2017-04-01
1551. iamsuperior (iaminferior) 51.23 93% 2018-09-24
1552. Luke (mofanforever) 51.21 87% 2017-05-15
1553. Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... 51.19 92% 2017-02-19

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