You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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900. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 93.86 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
901. | crewds (crewds) | 93.82 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
902. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 93.80 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
903. | Demancer (demancer) | 93.78 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
904. | Shushker (shushker) | 93.75 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
905. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 93.75 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
906. | Anvil (spritemite) | 93.75 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
907. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 93.73 | 100% | 2019-01-14 |
908. | Carter (thecartel) | 93.72 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
909. | Rick (miseration) | 93.69 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
910. | Desh (quickzero) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
911. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 93.66 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
912. | Unigen (id3n) | 93.55 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
913. | No (bambusnippel) | 93.54 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
914. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 93.54 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
915. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 93.50 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
916. | Sam (scoutamis123) | 93.49 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
917. | Tim (tim28) | 93.49 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
918. | Shireen (shir33n) | 93.48 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
919. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchuknow) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
920. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
921. | Andre (smallchicken) | 93.39 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
922. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 93.38 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
923. | a_p (aperea) | 93.37 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
924. | slow down (artaj) | 93.35 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
925. | L (l____t) | 93.32 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
926. | Shoegum (shoegum) | 93.31 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
927. | arno (boxhill) | 93.29 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
928. | Marek (lypa) | 93.27 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
929. | Faa (faa7) | 93.25 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |